Dammit I wish fansites were still a thing people did. I could use them in my mission to help the world understand the more confusing details of complicated video game stories.
A complementary blog to howtonotsuckatgamedesign.com. Micro posts, rants and shares, edited by Anjin Anhut.
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this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
I’m laughing like a total dork right now.
choking on my coffee because SCHMETTERLING hahaha xDD
I love my country Q^Q <3
MALLORY
To me as a german, that’s incredibly hilarious. HEELARRREEEUTZ!
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XBox One:
Microsoft plans to charge for content PER VIEWING PERSON, tracks us via mandatory Kinect camera. See link for the spy cam patent above.
Yes, guys they PLAN TO USE THE MANDATORY KINECT CAMERA TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE AND WHO IS USING THE CONTENT ON XBOX ONE TO CHARGE PEOPLE INDIVIDUALLY!!!
This also means, that we are forced to use the camera for rights management reasons and that microsoft is going to film us, if we want or not.
See patent for info.
Got this from german press this morning.
Comedian Conan O’Brien responds to the Man of Steel trailer and it’s hilarious and makes a valid point. via Team CoCo.
Conan, c’mon… he uses his laser eyes and a mirror. I even have seen that on the animated show.
Okay, so…
In order to determine, if two different kinds of writing are comparable we compared the comparison of two different types of writing with the comparison of two different types of painting, with the comparison of two different types of cutting utensils, with the comparison of two different types of fruit and now with the comparison of two different types of sports teams.
Meaning we now have a matryoshka doll of pointless comparisons…
Seriously, does anyone expect that choovanski person to go like “oh, yeah, now that I see writing as sports teams, now I can see how it’s not generally comparable…”
This person tried to argue, that we CAN compare writing across standards by talking about potato peelers.
This is crazy. 
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Can you like explain more? It’s fascinating how you still think you can dig yourself out of the hole here. Please continue.
you actually typed
‘And then you pull out a dictionary? And go after my english?’
this is an actual thing you typed while calling me an idiot.
It’s very kind of you to grant me my wish. Especially considering, you did it to your expense. Can I have more, please? Please, please, please?
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can’t believe you expect me to believe that a potato peeler was made to kill people.
you are telling me that the goal of this thing is to kill people?
here’s what i think.
Potato Peeler:
GOAL: to peel a potato
RULE: some government sort of safety obligation?(not sure why you felt this was important)
CONSTRAINT: budget requirements(low cost) design means it is only really good for peeling vegetables.
the category i used was KNIVES, and i think a potato peeler at least loosely counts as a knife. the goal of the test NOT the peeler is to find out what knife is best for killing people. none of these knives were made with this goal in mind, it’s just a test to see which fits it best.
if something is ‘good’ it fulfils its intention well. you have to evaluate how good the writing is in regard to it’s genre, just like like you have to look at the how good at peeling a potato a potato peeler is to test how good of a potato peeler it is. if the scene is supposed to be serious scene, but is written in a way that makes it into a comedy that is bad writing.
i love that you somehow think that using a dictionary to criticize someone’s use of english is negative. i don’t know who taught you this, but i think it is a good joke.
i love that your argument is ‘you can’t say Breaking Bad has better writing than Mario, they’re too different’ and you are calling me stupid. goodness.
Can you like explain more? It’s fascinating how you still think you can dig yourself out of the hole here. Please continue.
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Star Wars/Mass Effect by Zarnala
I never knew I wanted something so badly in my life.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
These are AMAZING. *swoons*
BEST THINGS
Look how seamless that it. It’s like they aren’t even a mash-up of two different things….. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, why is that?
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pachurz asked: Let me love you /grabby hands at for fantastic commentary on the writing thing
Uhm… okay… can I keep my clothes on?
Real talk: Thanks, glad you got something out of it.
Genuinely silly personal shit after the break.
I sometimes get that question from people I meet online. Asking if I am mad at them. I often find that I legitimately missed out on adding small flourishes to my writing to state how I feel towards them…. which normally would have been covered by my body language, facial expression and tone of voice.
Maybe you should lower the frequency of your inquiry, if it makes you uncomfortable to have so many “misses”. But I don’t think you are paranoid for feeling like you do.
Sometimes people just miss out on fulfilling the due diligence to be clear in their feeling when just writing in text.
Just my 5cts
The Oxford English Dictionary defines painting as: ‘the action or skill of using paint, either in a picture or as decoration’. archery, and slicing onions are not painting. furthermore you can paint with a finger, you don’t even need a stick, also you can paint with your eyes closed. so your definition of painting ‘hand-eye-coordination with a stick in the hand.’ is just awful.the fact that things have subcategories is irrelevant. since everything is ‘unique’ there are subcategories for everything. this doesn’t mean you can’t compare two things that are of the same category.if someone tries to do a bad job, they’re still doing a bad job regardless of what they intended. often this is what satire is, but there is such a thing as bad satire. of course the ‘goal’ of a piece of writing matters, you can’t review a tragic love story as a comedy, even if it may make a better one. let’s look at this scene from The Room. the writing would be amazing for an absurdist comedy, but it’s not it’s a serious film.your claim that since things have ‘specific sets of rules/constrains/goals’ you shouldn’t compare them? i’m not sure if that’s what you’re saying, the English in the paragraph is pretty mangled. if you are saying that, doesn’t that mean you think you shouldn’t say ‘a potato peeler is worse than a clever at killing someone’? the goals, rules and constraints of these two knives are completely different. however, this does not change the fact they are both ‘knives’, which means that when you are doing the ‘what are the most dangerous knives?’ test you should compare them.
“if you are saying that, doesn’t that mean you think you shouldn’t say ‘a potato peeler is worse than a clever at killing someone’? the goals, rules and constraints of these two knives are completely different. ”
LOL, except for the fact that once you define a common purpose – A FUCKING GOAL – like “killing someone”… then in fact goals are not completely different.
And then the Room example how you YOURSELF actually use different goals/rules/constrains to come to two different conclusions if the writing is good, and then think you can use that to prove your point.
And then you pull out a dictionary? And go after my english?
I apologize, but you are so massively of the mark, so stupid and faulty in your reasoning, but still so insistent on the merits of your awfully uneducated generalizing useless opinion, it’s comical.
In your pursuit of proving you have a valid point, you became stupid. Seriously stupid. And I have no sympathy for for ignorant people like you who care more about how they look in a debate, then what is right.
Here is a cookie. Bye.
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Look, here is crystal meth and here is a dish of ravioli. Let’s compare them to find out what is the result of better cooking.
psdo:
psdo:
The medium creates different standards and expectations, especially as it compares to print or film. A game must consider agency. Many must go further than simply consider it, by actively supporting…
i really appreciate your time and consideration, however you are missing the point. i don’t mean to sound like a dick, but you have completly misunderstood me.
this is a comparative exercise of one element of a ‘work’. only one element is being compared, and this is all we care about.
in this case we are comparing the writing in a variety of different mediums. obviously with them all being different, they have differing limitations. these limitations are irrelevant for the sake of this exercise.
you cannot claim all things have the same aspect, yet refuse to compare them. this is not a case of ‘apples and oranges’, or else we would not be able to use ‘writing’ to describe the writing in all media. all these forms of ‘media’/’art’ have writing, so we can compare them. if two things are of the same category you can compare them. to disagree would be to say that a great dame is not a bigger dog than a pug. they are both dogs. they both occupy mass. you can compare how big they are, it can be done.
similarly you can compare cgi, or painting. you can compare the cgi in Beast Wars, with that in Iron Man 3 and say with confidence that one is of better quality. you can compare the painting(technical skill displayed) in Picasso’s self portrait
with Ralph Goings’ ‘Still Life With Peppers’
and make a decision to which displays more technical skill. both are paintings, so they both involved painting. since they both involved painting you can compare the technical skill displayed.
the same is true for writing. if two things contain writing, you can compare the quality(technical skill) displayed.
if an element from the same category is present in both cases you can compare it.
No, not at all. That is not how that works.
The “comparable element” you are referring to here – the “painting” – is a complex process that is executed under separate certain rules and constrains and in service of separate goals.
The only thing that the two images have in common when it comes to “painting” – the only actions that were guided by the same rules, constrains and goals – are hand-eye-coordination with a stick in the hand.
According to your logic you could therefore compare painting with archery and slicing onions for salad.
What you refere to as “category” has been separated into several sub-categories by people who study that stuff for very good reason… because every set of rules/constrains/goals needs their own space to be evaluated in, simply and explicitly because they are NOT comparable.
The same goes for writing. There is no such thing as good writing itself. Neither in games nor other media. There is only good writing in relation to specific sets of rules/constrains/goals. And there are as much – sometimes mutually exclusive – concepts of what makes writing good as there are those sets. (…which is an ever growing number)
A good writing teacher will tell you exactly that.
psdo:
Confession: It really bothers me that as Hawke you have to work your ass off to have a romantic, meaningful, sexual relationship with Fenris because he is so damaged and shut off. But if you don’t romance him, he ends up bed buddies with Isabela and has no problems.
Maybe it’s because Isabela doesn’t make him feel like her slave.
I have so many feels about this ship you guys. As much as I don’t like that you can’t really play a Hawke that doesn’t trip over Fenris’ ptsd/triggers, and can’t play the romance in a way that doesn’t amount to rubbing salt in his wounds until he’s numb to it, I do like that you can infer that Isabela is conscious of those things from the difference described in the confession.
Maybe all the guy needs is a fuck buddy and some space.
+1 for Isabela
Yes.
Additional thoughts:
1. Isabella’s non-committal surface attitude makes her easy to get closer to for someone who has issues committing and trusting.
2. She is a victim of abuse and was a sort of slave herself. She uses her aggressive sexuality and troublemaking as a wall to shut people out, like Fenris uses his anger and distrust. Maybe the two can relate.
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